she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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