She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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