I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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