My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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