The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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