so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
