: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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