haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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