This girl is more easily done than said...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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