No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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