K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How does one acquire holy water?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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