Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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