HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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