I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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