dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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