If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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