Say something about gay babies.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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