ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
ttyl tear gas
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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