every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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