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Im on beer infinity
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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