honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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