Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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