Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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