Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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