YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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