just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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