You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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