so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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