I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, beer. Big fan.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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