You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I see more hoeing in ur future
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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