Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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