so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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