Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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