Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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