Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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