I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize