Do vagina's smell?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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