Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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