He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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