I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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