Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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