College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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