no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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