Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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