Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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