What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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