i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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