normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Everclear isn't food dammit
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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