Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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