everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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