How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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