No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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