How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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