And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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