maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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